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Post by Yan Mao on Jun 27, 2010 8:45:28 GMT
I place a trapcard down, and play Kuriboh in attack mode! It is my opponent's turn. My LP: 4000 Opponent LP: 4000 [no official rules, let's just have fun.] |
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Post by Norion on Jun 28, 2010 3:56:03 GMT
I play my dick. It's a 2-star, 5000 attack, 5000 defense monster-effect card.
EFFECT: Trapcards don't effect Norion's dick, and Norion's dick can attack your opponent directly.
But I won't attack you with my dick yet, and I'll lay down 2 face-down trapcards.
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Post by Yan Mao on Jun 28, 2010 12:29:15 GMT
Holy crap! That's one of the strongest monsters in this children's card game...
I draw a card, and activate MY FIST spell card. It punches your dick in the balls and reduces its size... I mean, attack points by half. Muhahaha
I end my turn.
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Post by Tan Zhi Han on Jun 28, 2010 14:37:43 GMT
I play Pikachu in defense mode. It is an electric type with strengths against water and weakness against rock. Pikachu does a tail whip 42 times reducing your defense to -9999. Pikachu does a zap dealing 1 damage mutiplied by your -9999 defense for 9999 damage.
I end my turn. I flip a coin to decide who got hit by that zap, the coin lands on it's side... The bystander behind Yan Mao takes 9999 damage and falls over dead. GG backho.
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